Nuke Hair for Davey C, and Tony’s Missile Mods

Yesterday Parliament voted to keep our nukes. Loyal to the PM Labour and Tory MPs skipped joyously hand in hand out of the chamber safe in the knowledge of our Mutually Assured Destruction, or well someone else’s destruction (watch out Ahmadjady).
Good old Tone, letting Parliament vote, not like previous governments who just went ahead and built new bombs without giving the option of objection, he wouldn’t dream about not consulting parliament before updating our nukes… Oh wait what’s that Tony just bought some new parts to mod up your Tridents from the Americans, oh Tony that will impress boys down at the Nuke Club, and maybe George will be your friend again.
Good old Davey C will be rubbing his hands together too; he’ll have the chance to play with big boys toys when Labour expires. He can be like a real Tory leader then, that’ll show the old boys that he’s not just a PR man.
“Ha, how many PR men have a got a big red button to press and whole countries to bully, and with my new power hair cut that makes me look ultra butch I’ll be even more popular than Maggie, and they call me a PR man.”